If you date an arachnid ET, she'll keep your house spotless. And she won't be afraid of spiders.
If you date a mantis ET, you'll never have to worry about hurting her feelings—she's got that tough 'exoskeleton' thing going on. And she won't 'bug' you about your prior mistakes.
If you date a reptoid ET, your thermostat will never be an issue. Whether it's too cold or too hot, she'll be perfectly comfortable, leaving you to adjust the temperature just how you like it.
If you date a xenomorph ET, no more taking out the trash. If you forget, she’ll just incubate it until you remember.
If you date a Zeta Reticulan ET, she’s so intelligent, she'll solve all your problems—and still have time to explain quantum mechanics over dinner.
If you date a plasmid ET, she’s literally a mood ring. One minute, she’s warm and glowing, the next she’s giving you the cold shoulder (literally). You’ll never be confused about where you stand—unless it’s in a plasma storm.
If you date a cyborg ET, no need to worry about forgetting birthdays. She's got all the important dates programmed. Plus, you’ll never have to deal with a dead battery—unless it’s your own, in which case, she'll just recharge you.
If you date a blobby gelatinous ET, they’re low-maintenance and love to mold into any situation. Plus, they’re great at giving hugs—just be prepared to get a little... sticky.
If you date a bipedal plant ET, who needs flowers when your date comes with their own? They’re low-maintenance, naturally fragrant, and will always ensure your home is full of vibrant, oxygen-rich atmosphere.
If you date a shapeshifting ET, you'll never get bored with her. Who knows what you'll wake up to—it’s the ultimate 'choose your own adventure.'
If you date a Klingon ET, you’ll never have to worry about who gets the last piece of pizza—because if it’s a battle for the last slice, she’ll win.
If you date a vampiric ET, you’ll never have to buy her a drink again. Also, you’ll never have to worry about sunburns on vacation.
If you date a time-traveling ET, one minute you’re on a first date, and the next, you’re discussing what went wrong on your 10th anniversary. Who needs 'getting to know you' when you've already been through everything together?
