Welcome to the psyop cooking show, I'm your host Tazz. We have a lot of special items for you today first of all we've been hearing that out of the menu you've been asking for banana smoothie not water. Well we recommend the water, but that's ok your wish is our command. the first item we have distributed for you is our coconut cream pie. I understand you didn't ask for coconut cream pie but we think if you just try a little you should warm up to it.
Just to help get the word out, we have carefully selected anyone stating "coconut cream pie" or "low steamed chai", for example anyone saying" I do want coconut cream pie" or "I don't want coconut cream pie" and handed you all microphones so it's pretty much a cacophony of simular sounds, so here is the coconut cream pie you've been asking for.
It sounds like some of you are still asking for the banana smoothie, well I'm sorry but it's just not as loud as coconut cream pie and our reasonable selection system is all about audibility, so you know who gets what.
Oh the banana smoothie folks have gotten louder. Ok ok sorry folks I was just razzing you a little bit, not to worry. We have what you've been asking for, yes, believe it or not we made a giant batch even when your first whispers were sprouting, see dad listens! so here it is.
Please now try our delicious Jalapeno enhanced banana smoothie. What, are you complaining now? We try so hard, you were asking and asking and we gave you all these banana smoothies didn't you try it? I mean at least try it you'll never know until you try.
Ok well don't worry, we hear your concerns, those of you trying it, I bet you're pretty thirsty for that water now. I mean we have a vat just sitting here on stage but we didn't distribute it because we know you weren't particularly asking for it. Don't worry we're here to listen.
Oh I think maybe a few are asking for the water? Umm ... I was a bit confused sorry I mean before it wasn't really a requested item but here we get a bunch of requests, even demands, for it. Well why don't you try a little more of your Jalapeno enhanced banana smoothie.
Oooh ok ok just razzing you a little more again. Don't worry, anyone that comes up for the water we'll hand it to you. We even left a little bit of extra coconut cream pue in case you want any more.
Now that was quite the disaster your asking for banana smoothie, I'm not sure we want to try that again right? Hey by the way some of you have been saying something about hint of Jalapeno. Ah yes, very clever, we did just put a hint of Jalapeno in everything. It's in the water, in the coconut cream pie, and may I say we already have a full areay of desserts up here for you all with a little Jalapeno enhancement. There's the Jalapeno bread pudding, the Jalapeno lemon tart.
Oh gee, we hear some insisting on "no Jalapeno at all" well ... that's hard to come by but I tell you what we did reserve a non-jalapeno apple crumble, we'll make a whole batch for you , with plenty of signage, it's just on the top step over here for you. Oh those of you without legs or can't reach the top step, we arranged some "Neds" for you. Bow, don't be too hard on Ned he's a little slow, he's had some back problems, but we feel for him, it might take him a little while getting that non-jalapeno apple crumble down a few steps for you just wait patiently if you could.
Now about that blueberry quiche you've been asking. Ok only a few have been asking but we thought it's a fantastic idea anyway so we decided to go along with that so here ...