Well... I was planning to attend but I fell asleep before midnight.
The last few weeks I've been seriously injured, in terms of mobility and pain. Bad scalds on both ankles due to a freakish accident breakfast time, almost exactly 3 weeks ago.
Oh, and I'm allergic to regular opiate based painkillers. They give me horrific nightmares, so bad I'd rather have the pain.
Joy. I'm getting better. Not overnight, but due to refusing all the usual trauma treatment and treating myself, I've do "exceptionally well" according the nurse monitoring my efforts.
Most of the scabs have now healed (the toe blisters were healed totally within a week) and I might be looking at a marketable product to
1) Reduce pain (which will mean less pain killer presecriptions, less drug addition).
2) Faster healing (always welcome).
3) Reduced cost for treatment, Which of course big pharma hates, so the idea of a contract killer or two checking me out for a "business deal" is a possibility.
Fucking unlikely, I'll admit. But you can't be too careful these days...